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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

15.06.2025 18:26

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?

After a few moments he returns.

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do you think cheating is that bad?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

HELLO

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What would happen if the US government told the British government in no uncertain terms all RAF bases with USAF personnel now must follow the Constitution and us law, and if the UK tried to defy this, the US military would directly attack the UK?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Sure no problem officer.

How is the story of Rukmini Devi described in the Harivamsha, Rukminisha Vijaya and Shrimad Bhagavatam?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

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